THE MIA LIFE. (and my apology) 🙈

I fly like paper, get high like planes.
Just kidding.
I’m talking about like literal MIA.
I have been M.I.A to the blog, I have been M.I.A to everything.

Here’s the deal.
The bar I used to work at finally opened up again.
And the grand opening has been insane.
So instead of being a responsible little human and keeping up with my writing, I have neglected my homework and received a grand ol’ F+ when it comes to the blogging front.

I am very sorry I have chosen money over writing.
But I promise the days of neglecting this little area of the internet are OVER.
I SOLEMNLY SWEAR.

On a much happier note.
Its basically Halloween now.
There is witch cackling in the air.
The black cats have come out of hibernating.
My blood pumps pumpkin spice lattes.
I’m dusting off the Halloweentown VHS.
AND I’M TAKING THE OVER SIZED SWEATERS OUT OF STORAGE.

Sh*t, I’m so excited I swear I’m going to vomit.
This is the GREATEST time of year.
And then, when its all over… you have Christmas.
Which is great, in it’s own right. None the less second best, but still something to be SO excited about.

And for me, Christmas is associated with Andy coming home.
And there is nothing better than having hot face in my life.

Basically, what I’m trying to say is that
Halloween Make Up looks are coming.
Halloween decorations are coming.
More rants about life are coming.
More b*tching about long distance is coming.

AND I WILL NOT NEGLECT MY BLOG
I WILL NOT NEGLECT MY BLOG
I WILL NOT NEGLECT MY BLOG
I WILL NOT NEGLECT MY BLOG
I WILL NOT NEGLECT MY BLOG

As an apology, here is a picture of my disgustingly adorable pillows I purchased yesterday.